I have it off what you ’re think : who hat dogs ? How can the wordshateanddogappear in the same sentence ? Well , I ’m take heed to tell ya folks , I ’m not so adoring of them right now . The whole true statement is , before I moved to LA , I had no problem with bounder . Even owned and loved a terrier once , in my youth . ( Ah , my youth " ¦ ) But try living next to our neighbor ' weimaraner , and you , too , might line up yourself soon wishingyou own a very large malletthe only dog in the world were Snoopy .
Is it me or are Weimaraner the daftest dogs on the street ? I mean , our neighbors ' pass large portions of its day trying to figure out how to shit without doing so on its own hand . And when its not doing that , it ’s barking unremittingly at all hours of the day and nighttime , usually at nothing more than its own darkness .
I know I ’m not alone here . My palJill Solowayhas an uproarious essay in her recent book , Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants , in which she secernate why she hates " ˜em . ( " Licking , slobbering , chopping , slobberchopping — pink gums , black gums . Which is it , is it pink or is it black ? Sometimes it ’s both!“ )
Perhaps the answer to the problem can be found in Clifton , N.J. ( wherever that is ) , whereapparentlyan ordinance jell a limit on how tenacious dog can bark has latterly been passed :
To which I say : if that’snoisy , what ’s the word for one who barks all break of day , every morning , until I have to go out back and cast disgusting , slimeysmelly dogchews I buy on sales event at Petco into the yard to shut out it up ? ! ? Honestly people . There is SO no single Logos that come to mind . But therearethree bare ones : No Dogs permit !
