When wereflect on 2021 , we ’ll belike pull in the most significant news report of the twelvemonth was Dwayne “ The Rock ” Johnsonrefusingto reelect toThe Fast and the Furiousfranchise owe to personality conflict with Vin Diesel . The on-going COVID-19 pandemic comes in a faithful moment .
But not every headline need to reflect the State Department of the world in such profound ways . Some are just glance into little micro dramas full of highly peculiar people , animals , and situations . Check out the stories that stood out in a very unknown year :
1.Ukrainian Couple Handcuff Themselves to Each Other to ‘ Fix Relationship ’
A bluff move that might just pay off off .
2.A Profane Crow Made Friends at an Elementary School Before Being boot out
A heartwarming tale of a Corvus appoint Cosmo who made f - cking friends with some fry before schoolhouse officials f - cking bankrupt it for everyone .
3.Meet the Tongue - Eating Louse , Which Does Exactly What You imagine It Does
When you need a reminder nature is not only shivery but quite possibly evil .
4.Meet Mr. Goxx , a Crypto - Trading Hamster Who Is Out - invest Warren Buffett
Every idea presented in that newspaper headline is factually correct .
5.Watch : scientist Discover What Happens When You Drop an orb From a Five - Story Height
Science may be consumed by a pandemic , but that does n’t mean you ca n’t find time to toss organs over the side of a building .
6.Misbaken Identity : Mysterious Beast Reported in Poland Turns Out to Be a Croissant in a Tree
Surely the premise of a next children ’s book .
7.Brood X Cicadas Are Screaming About Sex in Georgia , and Cops Are Tired of Hearing About It
The libidinous blare of these long - sleeping insects is not the business of law enforcement .
8.This New Zealand School Is Using a Chicken as a Traffic Officer
In which you keep reading expecting for the next paragraph to take a very sad number .
9.‘I’m Not a Cat , ’ Says Lawyer Having Zoom difficultness
A civil sacrifice case via Zoom turned into surrealist performance artwork when an lawyer could n’t turn off a cat filter .
10.Oreo Just Released Special Pokémon Cookies , and rooter Are sample to Eat ‘ Em All
The speculative accumulator ’s market reaches new highschool — or lows — with a hysteria over cookies .
11.Florida Man With Drugs Around Penis Denies They Were His
A dealings point results in the find of narcotic tied around a man ’s genital organ , but he insisted they did n’t belong to him .
12.Italian Man Tries to Dodge Covid Vaccine Wearing Fake Arm
Because Florida Man ca n’t grab all the public eye .
13.X - FilesStar David Duchovny Auditioned for All Three Male Leads onFull House
We ’re still await for the DeepFake on YouTube .
14.What the Shell ? Woman Struck in Head by Turtle That Crashed Through Windshield on I-95 in Florida
The turtle screamed “ Cowabunga ” before the airbags deploy .
15.Couple break Up After Being handcuff Together for 123 sidereal day
Here ’s to better luck in 2022 .
