In our unending seeking to ruin the vacation feeling , we conceptualized a Scroogetastic prank product that could ironically epitomize anti - winter at the highest level , and then discovered that it actually existed … as an earnest ribbon . The whole idea of a snowman that you set on fire to celebrate the time of year is so deeply disturbing that we are send this despite its pitiful want of a USB port .
Sure , the candle will seem nice when your friends bring it home after the talent interchange , festive even . “ At least we did n’t get that 16 megabit MP3 thespian , ” they ’ll recall to themselves , “ we ca n’t even burn that for heating system . ” But just wait for the stories of little Timmy require years of therapy to set off the trauma of watch over Frosty slowly , distressingly melting to death . $ 7.50
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