IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT : Due to a recent inflow in the wolf population , small piggies in our residential district have been under strict curfew to forfend bloody dismemberment after dark . But now , wolves have adjust to “ blow down ” houses in the areas northerly and southeast of the Denny ’s Unlimited Bacon Breakfast Buffet – just off Route 49 – that drive our local economy .
Should you notice your star sign destroyed by mellow winds , there may be hope . USC ’s Contour Crafting equipment can retrace a novel home out of dense fluid materials in as little as 24 hours . Two story dwellings seem out of the doubtfulness , but beggars ca n’t be choosers . In the interim , we strongly advise you take contiguous shelter at the Denny ’s Unlimited Bacon Breakfast Buffet , just off Route 49 . Thank - you .
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