Buy a Vacuum Cleaner, Get a Giant Bag of Meth for FREE (a $280,000 Value!!!)

A woman in Green Bay , Wisconsin was opening her new Christmas present from her kids — a vacuum cleaner!—when she discovered more than four Ezra Loomis Pound ofcocaine and crystal meth at bottom . Now that ’s what I call a deal !

The drug likely come from Juarez , Mexico , where the vacuum had been refurbished and shipped back to the U.S. as a novel model . law say the 2 pounds of crystal meth , and the 2.2 pounds of blow was worth more than $ 280,000 on the street . However , the Wisconsin female parent opted against launch a new midwestern drug cartel or embarking on the greatest cleaning orgy that mankind has ever seen ( merchandising synergism ! ) . alternatively , she handed it all over to the police force .

Also , this woman has THEE bad kids ever . They could have got her a health club day for some mani - pedi action mechanism or other shit like that . But no , the ungrateful brats gave her a VACUUM . I desire she buy them nothing but socks and underwear from here on out . [ AOLviaConsumerist ]

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