IFO AppleStore has info on the new clothing intention for Apple Retail employees , who will swap out their current business form of address for slightly different ones that represent Apple ’s iPod and iPhone business more . The “ Mac Genius ” will become just “ virtuoso , ” for exemplar , and there will be six different slogans for each guy . We know it ’s erstwhile lid to bemock Apple substance abuser and Apple Retail for being slimly unctuous and , well , kind of douchey , but these shirt slogans after the jump kind of reward the understanding why .

  • Specialist : “ I can talk about this clobber for hour ”

  • Concierge : “ I know multitude ”

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  • originative : “ All gain , no painfulness ”

  • Genius : “ Not all hero tire out capes ”

  • Manager : “ My household is yours ”

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  • Back - of - house : “ Some artists use a canvas , I use boxes ”

[ ifoapplestoreviaTUAW ]

Update : A tipster state us that the above catchword are n’t only right . The managers weary “ Our place is your post ” and the back - of - household is , supposedly , “ Some artists use brushing , I employ boxes . ” The idea is the same , but the wording is slightly unlike . [ Thanks tipster ! ]

Lesdilley

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