The world was not prepared for the meta rabidity that was thefirst trailerfor Disney+ ’s upcomingChip n ’ Dale : Rescue Rangers“comeback ” pic , presumptively because it ’s coming from Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island crew .
For instance , who could have foreseen a movie that took the stars of the dear ‘ 90sDisney afternoon cartoonand paired them with Roger Rabbit , life story insurance careers , crippling Malva sylvestris addictions , and the horrifying Cats fromCats ? Now , a raw house trailer has get and a brand unexampled question has been raised : who could have previse a Rescue Rangers movie that know the world of the Chippendales manful dancers , Alvin and the Chipmunks , and oh my god what find to Disney ’s Peter Pan ?
I have no words :
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It ’s just … wow . In what seems to be the events ofHookbut in the black timeline , the former leader of the Lost Boys seems to have grow up to become a slovenly , sinister crimelord that apparently has ties to a animated cartoon abduction pack that has seized Flounder from The small Mermaid ? ( I write a lot of weird sentences for io9 , but that one may take the cake . ) An organisation that is presumably also tied to … this :
guy , those are piece of cartoon fiber severed from those character and keep in individual bags like trophies in a successive killer ’s shrine of victims . It is grisly and bonkers and honestly genuinely unsettling to me . In the best - face scenario , I think , these are pieces of cartoon remove during the “ CGI OR ” Dale pointedly mentions in both trailers that were absent from character that had voluntarily elected to go through the surgery , but the horrified looks of both Chip and Dale betoken it ’s something far more sinister . Or it could just be because they ’re looking at a giant bulwark of severed dead body parts .
The Chip n ’ Dale : Rescue Rangers movie get on Disney+ on May 20 . That ’s enough time for one more trailer to come out . I do n’t know if I ’m going to be able to do by it .
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